A Poll of Two: The Diddy Debacle
There are many political surveys and polls out there, but this is one you will actually want to read: The analysis is absolutely unfiltered, and based on the whims of two people, who shall remain anonymous. It’s fire and funny. Sort of like overhearing two people in a bar or on a train ... and you want to interrupt. —Various and Sundry
Various: Yow
Sundry: Maybe it’s the key to the back door of Sing Sing
Various: Hahahah
He and Donald can be cellmates in Rikers
Sundry: Yes, puffy already has one
Various: !!!!!!
Jane: HAHAHAHAHA
Sundry:
*crying laughing emojis*
Did you see they confiscated 784 dildos at his house
784
Maybe all the neighbors kept leaving them on the doorstep like Jane’s neighbor did after one of our Christmas Parties
Various: I don’t feel so bad about my 7 now
What the fuck does someone do with 784 dildoes don’t answer that
Sundry: We just don’t know
Dildo Raid!
My new band name
Various: Oh this pic can’t be real
Jane: I’m trying to edit here and if the word dildo ends up all over my website, it’s your fault ha ha I’m actually going to turn off these alerts for a bit because they are entertaining me too much
Various: Dildo Raids Bouncy Castle releases this weekend fans are frothy
Jane: One last laugh before I go and thank you
Sundry: Baby oil
Various: ewwwwwww
Sundry: The footage from the raid is nuts they went in armed to the teeth
Various: Is he changing his name to Diddly?
Hahahaha. Tiddley Wink
Various and Sundry (and maybe Jane?) will be back on October 1st to dissect the Vice Presidential debate. Join us!
that is a lot of dildos Maybe those sex parties were huge! I just hope they were new or at least washed.
You know how some moms used to always have a stash of, like, Yankees Candles or tea towels to give as emergency gifts? Maybe these were from the emergency gift dildo closet.