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Jane Pratt's avatar

Whoever submitted this anonymous story set a new bar for open and honest confessions with zero shame, and I love that. I also love all of your hilarious comments back. This Substack community is the gift that keeps on giving, that's for sure!

Monica's avatar

Admittedly, I'm grossed out easily, but it's a yes for me.

Jennifer's avatar

I am impressed by your deductive skills.

horse's avatar

My childhood dog would eat the whole crotch out of the underwear. You need a dog like that. Maybe you can train yours?

Jane Pratt's avatar

Didn't see this comment until now, but so glad I did. Your cracking me up, horse. Are you smoking?

Jane Pratt's avatar

That would be: You're cracking me up. Siri's grammar is not good.

Meg's avatar

SHOOK.

jessica taft langdon's avatar

lol, the comments aren’t anonymous, so i can’t say whether it’s gross or not 😂

Jane Pratt's avatar

Ha ha ha. Someone suggested that we make the comments here anonymous also, which would be great.