Jane's Phone: The Most Recent (And Potentially Least Important) Indefensible Starbucks Infraction
Not only are they abusing their workers, they gave me green tea! Photographic evidence to support my rant from earlier today.
Here in these four phone images is sick proof that I have patronized this horrible company this many times (at least) during the month or so since this "we write on cups again" policy went into effect, which I rant about here and would love for you to join me in.
Plus: the green tea version below. Would you have been able to tell the difference? At least I'm still amazing!
Oh, by the way, my friend Julie just showed me the other day that the word boycott (referenced here for obvious reasons)comes from Captain Charles Boycott who used that tactic successfully against a shit landlord back in Ireland centuries ago (as Trump likes to inaccurately say). Did you know that?
They don’t pay these people nearly enough to write forced happy messages on the cups of strangers.
When I used to work in restaurants I had a job with a casual chain and during the Christmas season I’d pick up extra shifts at a location which was in a mall.
You know how, when you eat at a sit down restaurant during the Christmas season, servers are prone to writing “Merry Christmas!” or “Happy Holidays!” on your bill? Yeah, I would write “Bah, humbug.”
People would throw money at me when they’d see that. I made a killing.
Charles Boycott! 🙌🙌