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Alyssa Krawczyk's avatar

I just ordered all of "Ani's Favorite Retro Workout Colors" tanks and I plan to wear them while rereading all of my original Sassy magazines all summer. It's going to rule! 😎

Jane Pratt's avatar

You're the best! And your summer is going to be the best too! I told Ani her color combinations were going to sell the most. I think few if any will want my aura color shirt but that's ok - I will be in such a good mood while I'm wearing it that all of you will reap the benefits of that in future giveaways and posts here!

Alyssa Krawczyk's avatar

You're the best, Jane! 🤗

Jane Pratt's avatar

YOU are!!!!

Christine Morrison's avatar

Janey Jane! Ok, first I love this stream of consciousness post and never let anyone (ahem, Charlie) edit this out of you. Second, I have too many tees at present but not one of them is Sassy so I guess I am adding to the pile. If you haven't read my fashion essay collection yet — I know it's on your nightstand though ;) — you will know I used to GAP clipboard fold tees and keep them in order of date received. Yours will top the pile. Hope the book writing is coming along! xx

Elisa's avatar

Oooooo....Sapphire tank 2x is my preferred t-shirt.

And definitely signed Sassy when I win that.

;)

Jane Pratt's avatar

“When”. That's my girl! Always when!!!

Shauna Jared's avatar

What about upgrading from free to annual? 👀 Favorite shirt style is the women’s cut tshirt that’s extra long and I’m not sure what the official name for that is lol… and purple is my favorite color. I just posted about Sassy in Threads the other day and wanting a new magazine just like it for 40+ women and I would actually lose my mind if you sent me a signed copy of one of the old Sassy magazines! 😍 Thank you… you’re the best! ❤️

Jane Pratt's avatar

Upgrading from free to annual absolutely qualifies you for a free shirt, yes! I was having trouble describing this all clearly but yes, any paid upgrade = free sassy shirt of your choice. We will have to get mailing addresses from you all once all of the orders are in. Most of all, I'm so happy that you like them and that you will like the new print magazine too. (Stay tuned!)

Shauna Jared's avatar

Yay!! Thank you, Jane! I’m off to get that upgrade 🙌🏻❤️

Jane Pratt's avatar

Thank YOU,

Shauna!

Gina Mancini Horan's avatar

Oh man, I was all prepared to be like, huzzah! I’ll swap you a Kelly green Sassy shirt in return for not being paid for my article.

But someone… took the that school green awesome away? What the what?

I’m willing you now to forget this, and I can use it as leverage next time I get grabby hands.

I thought - old editions WOULD be good… or would they be depressing? Oh but to have the Courtney and Kirk!

My Doobie Brother bestie was telling me a story about your bestie Michael that’s legendary in the music world and it was amazing, and it has to do with Shiny Happy People and I cannot rest until I know it’s true.

This ramble brought to you by heatwave in NY, they give me panic attacks that are fun. Not being cynical. They don’t have to be awful! They can be stationary cardio, which is a win and a fantastic band name.

Jane Pratt's avatar

That must've been a mistake if the shirt disappeared – Green was one of my favorites too. I'm asking Ani right now.. And you did get paid for your article, right?? I always pay. What??!

But more important: a fabulous band name, indeed!!

Gina Mancini Horan's avatar

I didn’t 😂. I thought it was funny, though. Stupid worthless cancer story!

It’s all good, if you remember you were doing the 2 podcasts and in the middle of a meltdown but holding it together all smiley-melty.

Jane Pratt's avatar

Send me that invoice and let me pay you please! You more than earned it with that phenomenal story! Besides the fact that you had to live the story to write it. I love your work so much and want to pay for it of course!

Gina Mancini Horan's avatar

There’s an invoice? Am I supposed to make it? How weird to understand so little of my life!

Courtney's avatar

I’m particularly excited to rock my purple with light blue tee - ordered and counting down the minutes until it’s here!

Genevieve Sage's avatar

I still rock my pink Sassy Tee all up and down the west coast! 🤘 Have fun on your road trip, Janey! I'm in LA making moves. 🏁🏎️ xoxo

Lacey's avatar

I'm going to buy a tank but I can't decide between "If You Saw These Colors on Anything in a Vending Machine, You Knew It Was Going to be Good. Be The Snack You Wish to See in the World" and the "Purple with Orange." I don't need both so I have to make a decision. Anyone have thoughts about this very important choice?

Jane Pratt's avatar

I will give you my take and I am curious to see what Ani, their creator, says about this because she came up with both of those versions. And most of all I'm really curious to hear what other readers think. I find it hard to choose between a lot of these myself and even though it's my aura color, that one's not even necessarily my favorite. I'll come back and vote on yours and can't wait to see what others say. I love that you're asking!

Michele Irwin's avatar

The "Noxzema Slut" cover!!! (Yes, that's what my high school best friend called her bc she was often mistaken for/compared to RG...) Would love the butter yellow tank in M, especially bc last week was so awful.😫❤️

Jane Pratt's avatar

Also, Noxzema slut is really funny!! I've gotten back in touch with Rebecca Gayhart more recently, which is so sweet after all these years.

Jane Pratt's avatar

I can't believe someone is actually ordering my aura color! I wonder if you have the same aura because people tend to want to surround themselves by their Aura colors and it makes them feel better when they do. Go yellow auras and shirts, go! You and I will be matching.

Rachel Michelson's avatar

I’m gonna order a tank. I had a sassy tshirt , I wish I had a pic of it. But I remember it being white and there was something other than the words “sassy”. But maybe not?

Anyway. Fun have a new sassy shirt. Now to decide what color…

Erika's avatar

Absolutely ordering a T. Can’t decide on colors yet—I was (still am) an every color all the time gal. And when I get that Sassy mag I’m for sure adding it to my unit in my high school sociology class I teach when we talk about culture and the concept of “teenagers”

Cheryl B Werber's avatar

Dude. I love my Sassy t-shirt. 😆

Jane Pratt's avatar

And it loves you!

Allison Rouanne's avatar

And I’m supposed to be on a break right now— no new paid Substack subscriptions! But I’m happy to be here 🥰

Nicole's avatar

Do you have the Dec 93 reader produced issue in that pile??? If so please let me buy/bribe you for it!!!

Allison Rouanne's avatar

I still love the pink on pink! 🩷 OR honestly my favorite is the hot pink Sassy on black— the one that’s not cool anymore, apparently! Lol

Janine Annett's avatar

I already have the pink t-shirt but as a “cool summer” (I think?!) I’d love something in blue. Also would love any old issues of Sassy!!!!!!