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I am a 44-year-old man with the sense of humor of a child, so naturally I loved every part of editing this piece. I never put a turd in one of those ashtrays, but I did used to spend hours playing with them while waiting for my mom to try on clothes in the Emporium Capwell's. I'd make cigarette butts fight before the floor opened up below, causing them to plummet to their grisly demise. I probably could have used some more friends...

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I've never felt more like Oprah in my entire life. You get a subscription! You get a subscription! Look under your chair, there's a special gift from Andy...

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