As a man who enjoys not smelling like a sweaty sock, deodorant is a must. I stick to Old Spice, for the most part, but find each of their scents to be ridiculously named. So I ranked them from "Makes me feel like a badass" to "I had to rip the label off because the name was shamefully dumb."
1. Bearglove
2. Volcano
3. Night Panther
4. Fiji
5. Canyon? (This one is just kinda confusing)
6. Swagger
7. Stronger Swagger (trying too hard is very un-swag)
8. Timber
9. Deep Sea
10. Pure Sport
11. Aqua Reef
12. Krakengard - SMDH
13. Smelling like a stack of bologna left in the sun on a hot Phoenix day
14. GentleMan's Himalayan Sea Salt. Get the fuck outta here
As a man who enjoys not smelling like a sweaty sock, deodorant is a must. I stick to Old Spice, for the most part, but find each of their scents to be ridiculously named. So I ranked them from "Makes me feel like a badass" to "I had to rip the label off because the name was shamefully dumb."
1. Bearglove
2. Volcano
3. Night Panther
4. Fiji
5. Canyon? (This one is just kinda confusing)
6. Swagger
7. Stronger Swagger (trying too hard is very un-swag)
8. Timber
9. Deep Sea
10. Pure Sport
11. Aqua Reef
12. Krakengard - SMDH
13. Smelling like a stack of bologna left in the sun on a hot Phoenix day
14. GentleMan's Himalayan Sea Salt. Get the fuck outta here
Every Man Jack? Hahahahaha.
Why I did not hear this sooner is beyond me.
This post makes me laugh so hard that I sputter in a way I never have before.
YES! I just said to someone that I do not want a guy to smell like flipping alcohol ON PURPOSE. They should just call a line "Club Next Day".
You are fully cracking me up, Jennifer. Thank you!
Remember the term "metrosexual?" the don't use it anymore because it's the norm now.....