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It Happened To Me: I Defended My Criminal Best Friend To A Judge - And I Regret It
My closest friend and drinking buddy caused a tragic drunk-driving crash. She wanted me to help her get leniency. Well, what would you do?
I Based My Entire Self-Worth On How Fuckable Men Thought I Was
So I opened my marriage and what happened next sure surprised me.
Make An Adult Wish: My Lifelong Dream To Cook The Fuuuudge Out Of Julia Child's Kitchen Came True! Now Let Me Fulfill Yours
PLUS: A "health product" warning Jane wishes she had known.
I Married The Wrong Man. And I Knew It.
This is a love story.
It Happened To Me: I Deliberately Ruined My Nasty Co-Worker's Wedding Video
After my "friend" stole my date right there at the bar, I had no qualms about getting revenge. And making a complete spectacle of myself.
When I'm 64, By Christina Kelly
"I’m super old now, but I weirdly don’t mind."
 • Christina Kelly
Getting Rid Of The Breasts That Were Never Really Mine — A Visual Timeline
As a toddler, I was horrified to realize that I would grow up to have breasts like my mom. As mine changed through adolescence, adulthood and…
Making Bad Choices With Rain Phoenix: A Reader Worries "I Think I Hooked Up With My Best Friend's Husband."
Today's atypical relationship advice column involves this AJPTer's intriguingly bad situation involving her new friend and neighbor. PLUS How you can…
My Husband And I Broke Up 11 Years Ago But Kept Living Together— Even When He Was Part Of A Gay Throuple In Our Neighborhood And I Was…
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I Evaded The Law, Risked My Reputation, And Skirted The Health Department For Four Years Working As A Secret Underground Chef
We were wildly successful—but the chaos, fear, and stress were eventually too much. As was my troubled business partner and all the people around me…
My Therapist Paid For Me To Change My Hair, Clothes, And Face - After Our Relationship Turned Sexual (Part Two Of My Sordid Tale)
The first time we attempted intercourse, he fractured my rib. After that, our intimacy consisted of me giving him oral sex between patients and him…
It Happened To Charlie: Death of a Firefly
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 • Charlie Connell
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