Subscribe
Sign in
Home
Notes
Shop
Right Now
IHTM
Personal Shit
Looks
Mysticism
Jane's Phone
Healthy Stuff
Unpopular Opinion
Sex!
Extra Safe Space
Oh, Politics
Mysticism
Latest
Top
Discussions
Writing/Editing Job Update!!
Plus what else is happening or not for you this month. And a Sassy faker.
Jun 11
30
31
6
The Autistic Astrologer Predicts Your Future Like Nobody Else
ALSO: Jane is hiring a writer and editor soon, so apply now if you're interested!
May 18
22
45
5
Your Horoscope and Personal Astrological Coaching Are FREE This Month!
Because you're going to need it, says the Autistic Astrologer. ALSO: New merch giveaway!! Claim yours!
Apr 4
20
28
3
Your Best Sex Date Is Coming Right Up! Don't Miss It!
The Autistic Astrologer gives you all the important March predictions
Mar 2
15
11
1
10 Simple Acts You Can Do In February That'll Improve Your Life And The World (Your Most Important Horoscope Of The Year!)
PLUS: How are you shutting down tomorrow? AND: What could Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Henry Rollins, Eckhart Tolle and Yoko Ono possibly all have in…
Jan 30
19
31
3
Your Personal 2026 Predictions From The Only Forecaster I Trust
Plus: Biggest Ever Sale on all subscriptions starts NOW!! It's available for one week only, so take advantage of it if you like AJPT and like saving…
Jan 1
23
17
3
It's Your Monthly Horoscope! By The One And Only Autistic Astrologer!
Plus! Jane shows you how to get free stuff from her! And she tells you more than you want to know, as per usual.
Dec 3, 2025
16
27
1
Here's Your Horoscope! Including Your Best Day For Sex And A Warning About Family Drama, Old Wounds And Misunderstandings
Plus how Bjork helped a friend who was divorcing a narcissist and fighting for custody.
Nov 4, 2025
14
28
1
The Autistic Astrologer Has Some Mixed Emotions - And Important Advice! - About Your Upcoming Month
PLUS: Get your own individual predictions and tell Bee your highly specific concerns. She is waiting to help you uniquely!
Oct 18, 2025
15
13
4
The Autistic Astrologer Says: Let All Your Bullshit Go At The Start Of This 10-Year Eclipse*
Virgo season means it's time to say 'no more'. (I should know—the last time we had a Virgo eclipse my fiancè called off our wedding at the last minute.)
Aug 23, 2025
17
51
1
The Autistic Astrologer: This Month Will Suck Just A Little Less Than Usual Thanks To (Some) Leos
Plus: Jane wants you to come over to her house again. When is good for you?
Jul 24, 2025
17
31
2
It Happened To Me: My Autism Became The Gift That Made Me A Completely Unique And Accurate Astrologer
I was always the best matchmaker, I saw things my siblings didn't, and after my closest friend died, I tapped into the powers I inherited from my mom…
Jun 22, 2025
26
33
3
This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please
turn on JavaScript
or unblock scripts
