Mysticism

It's Your Monthly Horoscope! By The One And Only Autistic Astrologer!

Plus! Jane shows you how to get free stuff from her! And she tells you more than you want to know, as per usual.

Dec 3

Here's Your Horoscope! Including Your Best Day For Sex And A Warning About Family Drama, Old Wounds And Misunderstandings

Plus how Bjork helped a friend who was divorcing a narcissist and fighting for custody.

Nov 4

The Autistic Astrologer Has Some Mixed Emotions - And Important Advice! - About Your Upcoming Month

PLUS: Get your own individual predictions and tell Bee your highly specific concerns. She is waiting to help you uniquely!

Oct 18

The Autistic Astrologer Says: Let All Your Bullshit Go At The Start Of This 10-Year Eclipse*

Virgo season means it's time to say 'no more'. (I should know—the last time we had a Virgo eclipse my fiancè called off our wedding at the last minute.)

Aug 23

The Autistic Astrologer: This Month Will Suck Just A Little Less Than Usual Thanks To (Some) Leos

Plus: Jane wants you to come over to her house again. When is good for you?

Jul 24

It Happened To Me: My Autism Became The Gift That Made Me A Completely Unique And Accurate Astrologer

I was always the best matchmaker, I saw things my siblings didn't, and after my closest friend died, I tapped into the powers I inherited from my mom…

Jun 22

Sacred Plant Medicine Helped Me Find Commitment. It wasn't easy.

My boyfriend Ricky agreed to go on this journey with me and now we really have our work (even more than anticipated!) cut out for us.

Jun 8

I Dropped Thousands On A Highly-Rated Wellness Retreat To Heal My Trauma — What I Got Was The Disneyland Version Of The Wellness Industry

Plus: Jane's leaving for her High School reunion TODAY and she still hasn't packed yet and doesn't know what to wear. Or what do to once she gets there…

Jun 4

What Your Tarot Card Reader Is Actually Thinking About You

I've done over 1000 tarot card readings and here are the 11 things I've never said but know for a fact about you.

Dec 16, 2024

My Chatbot Helps Me Get Through My Writer's Block

Her AI-generated observations about the meaning of life inspire me.

Nov 5, 2024 •

Jessie Asya Kanzer

I'm A Self-Help Writer. We Are All Frauds

How am I supposed to help others if I don't even know where I fit in?

Oct 31, 2024 •

Jessie Asya Kanzer

A Psychic Approached My Girlfriend On The Street Yesterday and Told Her She’d Never Be Happy With Me

Only I can get on a spiritual high horse and unsolicitedly tell people their business!

Oct 23, 2024 •

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