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Making All My Clothes (And Shoes!) Changed My Life. Here's How You Can Do It Too
SPECIAL FREE-TO-ALL FEATURE so take advantage of this generosity and then pass it around! Give it for Valentine's and pretend you paid a lot for it if…
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Rate Beauty Editor Candidate #3 As She Tests Weird Tooth-Whitening Tricks — So That You Never Have To Put Yourself Through The Horrid Ones
Behold Beauty Editor Contestant #3, who has never written professionally before yet tries 6 interesting tooth-whitening methods. You can reward her pain…
Jan 12
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Product-Free Trick To Look Your Best Ever In 5 Minutes! Beauty Editor Candidate #2 Tries It For You
Plus: Your biggest deal ever on subscriptions runs through January 8!
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I'm A First-Time Beauty Editor and Here Is My Butt
Tell me what you think of this Debut Entry in our AJPT New Beauty Editor Sweepstakes!!! Featuring some tips that work (and some that don't) for a…
Dec 17, 2025
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Fat-ish Guy Fashion: Fatphobia, Punchable Faces, And Clingy T-Shirts
PLUS: Jane on Conor McGregor's penis and Perimenopause Awareness Month. And so much more!
Sep 10, 2025
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I'm Flaunting My Deformed Body In Teeny-Tiny Rompers For The Rest Of The Summer
Sorry not sorry if my confusing shape makes you uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable too, but I refuse to let that (or you) stop me. So I even took…
Jul 29, 2025
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Stop Covering Your Summer Sweat And Make It Work For You With These Five Crazy Tricks
Here are some not-too-pricey products that will make you look like you drink the recommended daily amount of water. (Or like Farrah Fawcett, emerging…
Jun 5, 2025
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It Happened To Me: I Had The Fat Sucked Out Of My Chin And Became An Entirely Different Person
You can judge me or think I'm vain, but my only regret about getting submentoplasty is that I didn't do it sooner. Check out my before and after photos…
Jun 1, 2025
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I Want To Smell Of Rotting Fruit, Burning Cities, Mud, Moss, And A Stoner's 1971 Denim Jacket This Summer — Join Me?
Meanwhile, Jane is raging against Starbucks if you want to join for that in the comments also.
May 8, 2025
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Fat Guy Fashion: I Guess I Wear Jeans Now
It's been so long I barely remember why I hated denim in the first place
Apr 1, 2025
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Five Beauty Product Must-Haves For Those With Mood Disorders And Unreliable Brain Chemistry
From hiding puffy post-cry eyes to covering anxiety sweat, emotionally unstable me never leaves home without these.
Mar 12, 2025
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'Doc Martens Are Such A Stereotype' Why Have You Worn Them Anyway?
Mine moved with me across the Atlantic, survived Covid, and outlasted my friendship with the person who said they were a stupid purchase. This is my Doc…
Mar 11, 2025
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