Looks

Stop Covering Your Summer Sweat And Make It Work For You With These Five Crazy Tricks

Here are some not-too-pricey products that will make you look like you drink the recommended daily amount of water. (Or like Farrah Fawcett, emerging…

Jun 5

It Happened To Me: I Had The Fat Sucked Out Of My Chin And Became An Entirely Different Person

You can judge me or think I'm vain, but my only regret about getting submentoplasty is that I didn't do it sooner. Check out my before and after photos…

Jun 1

I Want To Smell Of Rotting Fruit, Burning Cities, Mud, Moss, And A Stoner's 1971 Denim Jacket This Summer — Join Me?

Meanwhile, Jane is raging against Starbucks if you want to join for that in the comments also.

May 8

Fat Guy Fashion: I Guess I Wear Jeans Now

It's been so long I barely remember why I hated denim in the first place

Apr 1 •

Charlie Connell

Five Beauty Product Must-Haves For Those With Mood Disorders And Unreliable Brain Chemistry

From hiding puffy post-cry eyes to covering anxiety sweat, emotionally unstable me never leaves home without these.

Mar 12

'Doc Martens Are Such A Stereotype' Why Have You Worn Them Anyway?

Mine moved with me across the Atlantic, survived Covid, and outlasted my friendship with the person who said they were a stupid purchase. This is my Doc…

Mar 11 •

I'm Almost 40— But I Only Wear Tween Beauty Products

You can pry this sparkly lip plumper from my cold, aging hands. Five crucial items to steal from Gens Z and A. (And please tell me of others I missed.)

Feb 20

Fashion Dare: Nancy Pelosi's Comeback Clogs

As a high school teacher of new immigrant teenagers at the start of Trump’s ICE-y second term, I need Nancy’s brand of fearlessness to face the looming…

Feb 4

Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Tops With Pithy Sayings

I believe in the adage, "Say it with your chest!"

Dec 2, 2024

Fat Guy Fashion: Gala Edition

Dressing up for a formal event can be a soul-crushing ordeal on one’s confidence

Nov 25, 2024 •

Charlie Connell

It Happened to Me: I Tried On Pants

“Those jeans run big.”

Nov 21, 2024 •

Maria Amanda Irias

Fuck It, I’m Wearing It: Vintage Lingerie No Matter The Weather Or Occasion

If you’re wondering what to wear next weekend, may I suggest a conical bra? And here's where to find your very own!

Nov 17, 2024 •

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