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It Happened To Me: Oldster's Sari Botton Tried To Have A Fling. (An Update To Her Wildly Popular xoJane Experiment.)
"My therapist told me to trade in my safe relationship routine for something radical: casual dating. Here's what happened..." PLUS: How it has all…
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It's Jane Pratt's First Ever Book Club — And You're Invited!
Your long-awaited pick for the first AJPT Controversial Books Only Book Club is here! We'll be gathering in-person (or video if you can't) at Jane's…
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You Inspire Me To Do The Craziest Things
And this one is actually healthy
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I Evaded The Law, Risked My Reputation, And Skirted The Health Department For Four Years Working As A Secret Underground Chef
We were wildly successful—but the chaos, fear, and stress were eventually too much. As was my troubled business partner and all the people around me…
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My Therapist Paid For Me To Change My Hair, Clothes, And Face - After Our Relationship Turned Sexual (Part Two Of My Sordid Tale)
The first time we attempted intercourse, he fractured my rib. After that, our intimacy consisted of me giving him oral sex between patients and him…
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Christina Kelly's It Happened to Me: My Cat Caught a Mouse!
If you found AJPT through the big Sassy conversations happening on IG and Threads, this one's for you! Everyone else, Christina told me to tell you this…
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It Happened To Me: My Father Set Fire To My Mom’s Closet — With Me Inside The House — During A Drunken Rage
PLUS: Your favorite Sassy writer ever will be published here this week! Along with the followup that all of you (including Jane’s mom) are begging for…
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It Happened To Me: A Rapist Attacked Me —And The Men Who Were Supposed To Help Did Nothing
My husband-to-be, the gross local cop who investigated my case, and the campus police all continued to cause more pain with their comments and…
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The AJPT Controversial Books Only Club Starts Now!
Open to all - paid or unpaid subscribers. As long as you have an interest in oddball books that are not on other book club lists and want to read them…
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I'm Flaunting My Deformed Body In Teeny-Tiny Rompers For The Rest Of The Summer
Sorry not sorry if my confusing shape makes you uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable too, but I refuse to let that (or you) stop me. So I even took…
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It Happened To Me: I Had A Sexual Relationship With My Married Therapist For Three Years
I started making myself look nice for him and felt butterflies when was near me. I wrote him a letter expressing my love, we kissed ...and then I found…
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It's Jane Pratt's First Ever Book Club — And You're Invited!
Your long-awaited pick for the first AJPT Controversial Books Only Book Club is here! We'll be gathering in-person (or video if you can't) at Jane's…
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The AJPT Controversial Books Only Club Starts Now!
Open to all - paid or unpaid subscribers. As long as you have an interest in oddball books that are not on other book club lists and want to read them…
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Jane Pratt
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Corynne Steindler Cirilli
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I Refuse To Let Fear Dictate My Parenting
Black boy joy is essential and I allow my son to express his loudly. If wearing mismatched sneakers makes him happy, I don't care who looks at me…
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Mormon Underwear Is Finally Going Sleeveless — It's Actually A Huge Deal, But Not For The Reasons The Mainstream Press Is Saying
I wore the uncomfortable female undergarments growing up in Utah ... but when I left the church and came out as trans, I didn't expect it would be hard…
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It Happened To Me: Oldster's Sari Botton Tried To Have A Fling. (An Update To Her Wildly Popular xoJane Experiment.)
"My therapist told me to trade in my safe relationship routine for something radical: casual dating. Here's what happened..." PLUS: How it has all…
47
My Therapist Paid For Me To Change My Hair, Clothes, And Face - After Our Relationship Turned Sexual (Part Two Of My Sordid Tale)
The first time we attempted intercourse, he fractured my rib. After that, our intimacy consisted of me giving him oral sex between patients and him…
52
Christina Kelly's It Happened to Me: My Cat Caught a Mouse!
If you found AJPT through the big Sassy conversations happening on IG and Threads, this one's for you! Everyone else, Christina told me to tell you this…
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Christina Kelly
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It Happened To Me: My Father Set Fire To My Mom’s Closet — With Me Inside The House — During A Drunken Rage
PLUS: Your favorite Sassy writer ever will be published here this week! Along with the followup that all of you (including Jane’s mom) are begging for…
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I Evaded The Law, Risked My Reputation, And Skirted The Health Department For Four Years Working As A Secret Underground Chef
We were wildly successful—but the chaos, fear, and stress were eventually too much. As was my troubled business partner and all the people around me…
27
My Therapist Paid For Me To Change My Hair, Clothes, And Face - After Our Relationship Turned Sexual (Part Two Of My Sordid Tale)
The first time we attempted intercourse, he fractured my rib. After that, our intimacy consisted of me giving him oral sex between patients and him…
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It Happened To Charlie: Death of a Firefly
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It Happened to Me: I Was Suicidal For Decades — Now I'm 30 And Have To Live A Future I Never Planned For
I was terrified of germs, couldn't get out of bed, didn't sleep or feed myself. Now I'm ready to stay alive but completely unprepared for these ages and…
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Looks

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I'm Flaunting My Deformed Body In Teeny-Tiny Rompers For The Rest Of The Summer
Sorry not sorry if my confusing shape makes you uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable too, but I refuse to let that (or you) stop me. So I even took…
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Stop Covering Your Summer Sweat And Make It Work For You With These Five Crazy Tricks
Here are some not-too-pricey products that will make you look like you drink the recommended daily amount of water. (Or like Farrah Fawcett, emerging…
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It Happened To Me: I Had The Fat Sucked Out Of My Chin And Became An Entirely Different Person
You can judge me or think I'm vain, but my only regret about getting submentoplasty is that I didn't do it sooner. Check out my before and after photos…
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I Want To Smell Of Rotting Fruit, Burning Cities, Mud, Moss, And A Stoner's 1971 Denim Jacket This Summer — Join Me?
Meanwhile, Jane is raging against Starbucks if you want to join for that in the comments also.
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The Autistic Astrologer: This Month Will Suck Just A Little Less Than Usual Thanks To (Some) Leos
Plus: Jane wants you to come over to her house again. When is good for you?
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It Happened To Me: My Autism Became The Gift That Made Me A Completely Unique And Accurate Astrologer
I was always the best matchmaker, I saw things my siblings didn't, and after my closest friend died, I tapped into the powers I inherited from my mom…
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Sacred Plant Medicine Helped Me Find Commitment. It wasn't easy.
My boyfriend Ricky agreed to go on this journey with me and now we really have our work (even more than anticipated!) cut out for us.
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I Dropped Thousands On A Highly-Rated Wellness Retreat To Heal My Trauma — What I Got Was The Disneyland Version Of The Wellness Industry
Plus: Jane's leaving for her High School reunion TODAY and she still hasn't packed yet and doesn't know what to wear. Or what do to once she gets there…
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