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It Happened To Me: My Brown Eyes Turned Green!
PLUS: Jane embarrasses herself with Mamdani and gets a friend divorce from Natasha Lyonne
It Happened To Us: We Got Friend Divorced
And no one threw us a party.
It Happened To Us: We Worked With Tyra On America's Next Top Model
Yep. Eric was a judge sitting right next to the Original Smizer and I was the Editor in charge of the ANTM grand prize. PLUS on top of all that: FREE…
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The Medicine To Save My Life Existed And Doctors Wouldn't Give It To Me
All they gave me was three days left to live. Today is my 2,436th day with 3 days left. Here is how to not die by the US standard of care.
It Happened To Me: I Could've Slept With Dave Grohl
And I'm so glad I didn't. But I still have the best Dave Grohl story not enough people have heard, starting with Dave Grohl. And you get to read it here…

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Your Horoscope and Personal Astrological Coaching Are FREE This Month!
Because you're going to need it, says the Autistic Astrologer. ALSO: New merch giveaway!! Claim yours!
It Happened To Me: My Addiction Lured Me Into Inadvertently Supporting MAGA - And Then I Couldn't Get Myself Out
My sick secret was not only my exercise addiction. It was how that sucked me in to support the GOP - financially and otherwise - and then not be able to…
Pick Your Favorite Controversial Books Now - And Win Prizes!
To join (and get free food, parties with famous people and the cathartic joy of telling everyone your damning opinions) all you have to do is vote…
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It Happened To Me: My Boss Died At 36 Leaving Me Responsible For Her Fraudulent Business And Messy Life
What do you do when someone you barely know or like dies and cleaning up their problems all falls on you? Also: why was I her emergency contact??
Making Bad Choices With Rain Phoenix: A Reader's Self Esteem Is Tanked By Sudden Radio Silence From A Good Friend
PLUS: Let Rain solve your issues - whether you think they're too hyper-specific, petty, silly, heavy, dark or trivial. I'll start off here with my…
It Happened To Me: I Was An Expert Witness In A Sexual Assault Case And Began Believing The Person On Trial Was A Victim
ALSO: Jane is having trouble keeping this secret. PLUS: Get paid to write your story here! It's a fun and easy process (though maybe not the writing…
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