Sitemap - 2024 - Another Jane Pratt Thing

Happy Birthday, Patti Smith!

Extra Safe Space #57: He Can't Make Me Come

2024 Year-End Question: Are You A Beyonce Hater Or A Rational Person?

It Happened To Me: My Coworker Invited Me To His Home For A Business Proposition

Extra Safe Space #56: Pissing On The Toilet Seat - Intentionally

It Happened To Me: I've Had More Temporary Siblings Than I Can Shake A Stick At!

Extra Safe Space #55: Lousy Kisser

Feminista's 8 Favorite TV Series of 2024 - Can You Guess Which Made The Top Spot?

How Many Hallmark Christmas Movies Can One Man Endure?

Extra Safe Space #54: Holiday Smiling Issues

A Tale Of Two Santas

Extra Safe Space #53: Trapped With My Family

Five Diverse Holiday Movies To Check Out This Season

St. Denis Medical Isn't Terrible

Jane's Phone: My Customer Service!

An Ode to the Chicago Dive Bar

I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: A DIY Cleaning Hack and Solutions to Your Recent Questions

It Happened to Me: I Wound Up in the ER After a Ridiculously Tiny Bite of a Pot Gummy

How To Be The Best Gift Getter In The Land - And The Best Gift Giver This Year, For Certain!

Extra Safe Space #52: Suitcase Swipe

Extra Safe Space #51: Stealing Christmas Wreaths

Are You the Asshole: “I Totally Sweat the Small Stuff.”

What Your Tarot Card Reader Is Actually Thinking About You

Extra Safe Space #50: Only Child With Old Parents

Dress Code: Naked

Extra Safe Space #49: AA Imposter

Extra Safe Space #48: MILFing

Michelle Obama's Reality Series Shows Later Daters Deserve Love - And Mess!

Extra Safe Space #47: Pretending To Like Sabrina Carpenter

Random-Ass Symptom Of The Month: My Aching Hips!

I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Get The Most Flattering Light From Any Old Lamp Without Burning Down Your House

It Happened to Me: Our First-Class Dream Seats Turned Into a Projectile-Vomiting Nightmare

Extra Safe Space #46: Fake Diamond

The Best Movie Of 2024 Is A DEI Tearjerker

My Wife and I Sleep in Separate Beds

Your Turn. What Happened to You, Sweetie?

I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Your Beautiful Home Can Be So Cheap

Extra Safe Space #45: Bad Neighbors

House of Villains Dirt!

Extra Safe Space #44: 51-Year-Old Virgin

It Happened to Me: I Became a Terrible Person to Try to Please My Fake-Ass Friends

Extra Safe Space #43: Dumping A Dead Pet

My Chauvinist Past

Extra Safe Space #42: Secret Turn-On

Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Tops With Pithy Sayings

Extra Safe Space #41: Re-Gifting

I Wince Every Time I Get Called Girl Dad

Extra Safe Space #40: Turkey Stash

It Happened to Me: My Parents Helped My Vagina Heal

Extra Safe Space #39: Mom's Medication

I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Gifts For Men* Like Me Who Are Notoriously Hard To Buy For

If You Haven't Read These "Extra Safe Space" Entries Yet, You Have A Life-Changing Experience Ahead

Extra Safe Space #38: Hair Grease

This Is Why I Don’t Hate Your Food, California

Extra Safe Space #37: Compulsive Eating

It Happened to Me: Dissolving My Fillers Went Terribly Wrong

Extra Safe Space #36: Self-Sabotage

Fat Guy Fashion: Gala Edition

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Denzel's New Movie Is Gay Gay Gay Everywhere!

Extra Safe Space #33

I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Easily Hack Your Dishwasher And Washer To Use Less Water — And Clean Better!

Jane’s Phone: Don’t Be Mad

Extra Safe Space #32

It Happened to Me: I Tried On Pants

James Patterson Loves This Version Of Alex Cross (Sorry, Tyler Perry)

Extra Safe Space #31

It Happened To Me: A Famous Psychic Told Me I'd Never Succeed At Anything (And That I'd Just Be A Housewife)

Jane’s Phone: You Are Kindly Invited to a Gossip Session 11/22 at My House!

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Fuck It, I’m Wearing It: Vintage Lingerie No Matter The Weather Or Occasion

Extra Safe Space #28

How A Grey's Anatomy Writer Pretended To Be Something She's Not And Got Caught

Jane's Phone: I Love Christina (And You, Unsubscriber)

Get It While You Can, Women

Extra Safe Space #27

I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Toothpick And Free Paint Edition

Dystopian Movies Don't Seem That Far Off Anymore, Do They?

Are You the Asshole: “Am I Bad If I Don’t Break Up With My Girlfriend?”

Extra Safe Space #26

WTF Is Wrong With Me: This Time It's Actually PHYSICAL

Extra Safe Space #25

Jane’s Phone: It’s My Birthday! Who Wants to Get a Matching Tattoo?

Don’t Let the Next 4 Years Kill You

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Lies About Martha Stewart - And One Surprising Truth

I Am Not Okay

Extra Safe Space #22

I Auditioned for The Voice Yesterday

Jane's Phone: Vanessa Is On A Mission

Extra Safe Space #21

Hi, I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help!

Sometimes The Good Guys Finish First

Jane’s Phone: Thank You & What’s Next for Us?

Extra Safe Space #20

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Grotesquerie

We don’t want to be alone tonight

My Chatbot Helps Me Get Through My Writer's Block

Jane’s Phone: AJPT’s Michael Stipe Leaves an Important Message

Extra Safe Space #19

You Should Make Out More. This Playlist Can Help

Let's Put A Real Bush In The Oval Office

Jane's Phone: I Miss Quincy

Extra Safe Space #18

Random-Ass Menopause Symptom of the Month: Mood Swings

Extra Safe Space #17

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Territory

The World Outside My Window Is Peak People-Watching Material

Getting off My Butt Helped Dull My Election Pessimism

Extra Safe Space #16

A Poll of Two: The War On Women Will Be Won At The Ballot Box

I’m Giving You a Present That I Really Wanted for Myself

Extra Safe Space #15

My Real-Life Golden Bachelorette Journey: The Pre-Game

Jane and I Worked With a Sex Criminal Who Terrorized 2 of Our Colleagues in the Creepiest Ways

Jane’s Phone: Happy Halloween from Your favorite AJPT Contributor, Michael Stipe/Super Mario. Enjoy yours!

I'm A Self-Help Writer. We Are All Frauds

Extra Safe Space #14

The Scariest Halloween Of My Life

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Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: High Potential

A Poll of Two: Bad Bunny Is Not Amused By Trump's Dumpster Fire NYC Rally

I Tried Ozempic and Failed

It Happened To Me: I Went Broke Saving Money At Target

Jane’s Phone: Click Here for an Invitation to Some Exclusive Celebrity Gossip — Intertwined With a Story About Mold

Extra Safe Space #12

I Stay Up All Night Watching Reality Competition Shows

I Saw a Trump Truck Parade And Found It Kinda Hopeful

Extra Safe Space #11

If 9th-Century Monks Understood A Woman's Right To Choose, Why Don't We?

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Jane’s Phone: Have You Ever Spit on Someone’s Pillowcase?

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Saturday Night

My Real-Life Golden Bachelorette Journey, Part Two

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I’m So Happy My Daughter Has a Good Boyfriend

Jane's Phone: This Is Precisely The Way To Pitch To Us

Musky Dick; Or, The Silver Whale

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A Psychic Approached My Girlfriend On The Street Yesterday and Told Her She’d Never Be Happy With Me

It Happens to Me: I Always Have to Be the Food Guide for My Non-Asian Friends

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Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Found

I Am Convinced Facebook Is A Place Where Friendships Go To Die

9 Low-Stakes Things I Would Have a Hard Time Explaining to Aliens

Extra Safe Space #6

It Happened To Me: My Dog Was Stolen in Broad Daylight

Photographs Make Me Nostalgic For Simpler, Less Digital Times

Jane's Phone: The World Loves Molly Shannon

It Happened to Me: I Had a Mental Breakdown at My First Suburban Block Party

My Real-Life Golden Bachelorette Journey, Part One

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I'm A Yankee Fan. I'd Hate Us, Too. In Fact, I Kind Of Do.

I Was Determined to Be a Sex Goddess and Tantric Butt Massage Was the First, Chaotic, Kinda Necessary Step

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: The Menendez Brothers

It Happened to Me: I Was Duped By a Co-Worker

My (Non-Blatant, No-Nuance) Red and Green Flags

It Happened to Me: I Joined the Worst Club With the Best People

People Who Color-Code Their Bookshelves Should Be Shot Into the Sun

Have You Checked Out All Our Great Stuff Yet?

I’m Going Through The Weirdest, Hardest Breakup Of My Entire Life

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Ali Wong Single Lady

Please, More Of This: Couples Who Know How To Hang In There No Matter What

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Every Witch Worth Their Salt Knows Not To Mess With Manipulative Love Magic, But...

Random-Ass Menopause Symptom Of The Month: Belly Bloat

A Stranger On the Train Thought I Was Tailing Him For Days

Jane’s Phone: I Hate Female Drivers

Do You Feel Awkward Calling 911?

A Poll of Two: Milton, Melania and More

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I'm A Real-Life Golden Bachelorette

It Happened to Me: When I Met My Father After 18 Years, I Tried to Make That Asshole Cry

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Salem's Lot 2024

You Are the Best Boss I Ever Had

I Hate Those Poles That Are Meant to Protect The Parking Lot Ticket Kiosk, But Always Jack Up Your Car

Mysticism Brings Out the Meh in Me, But Am I Being Too Big a Jerk About It?

Fuck It, I’m Wearing It: Deliciously Tacky CasinoCore

It Happened to Me: I Couldn’t Speak for Two Years

Jane’s Phone: If You Found an Unidentifiable Vitamin Stuck in Your Dog’s Fur, Would You Take It?

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Love Is Blind Season 7

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It Happened to Me: After Two Miscarriages, a Nurse Told Me to ‘Get on Birth Control’

It Happened To Me: Immigration Sucks When You’re In Limbo

Here’s All The Music You Need To Never Be Passive Aggressive Again

Scammer Scumbags Stole My Rent Money After Promising Me A Job

Jane’s Phone: Our “Process”

Jane’s Phone: Awwwwwwwwwww

My Heart Breaks For The Cricket Trapped In My Basement

This Is Why I Hate Your Food, Philadelphia

Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Too Many Animal Prints

Jane’s Phone: Early Front Runners in the AJPT Warming-My-Heart Commenters Sweepstakes!

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Fight Night The Million Dollar Heist

Jane’s Phone: We Are Who We Are

You Chose This: "I Got A Shot In My Neck To Heal From PTSD"

A Poll of Two: Walz vs. Vance Post-Mortem

So-Called Cheeky Bathroom Signs Really Piss Me Off

Jane’s Phone: Walz! Walz! Walz!

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Will and Harper

A Poll of Two: Aid for NC and The VP Debate

I Catfished My Straight Friends for Fun

I Went Viral For Having A Trump Tattoo On My Forehead

Jane’s Phone: Technological Skills Still Subpar

I Can’t Stop Binge Cooking

I Shit My Pants At Work

A Poll of Two: The Diddy Debacle

It Happened to Me: My Dad Joined a Cult and He Got a Lot Nicer

How To Hang On To The Same Outfit Well Beyond Its Expiration Date

I’m Bi and Would Never Share Locations With a Man

Jane's Phone: I Have A Job For You

Random-Ass Menopause Symptom of the Month: Stress Hives

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Never Let Go

Jane’s Phone: Ghosting My Delivery Guy and My Boyfriend

One Last Day at the Oakland Coliseum

When I Tell You I Sucked at Love...

It Happened To Me: I Knew the Truth About That Baseball Scandal and No One in New York City Believed Me

Jane’s Phone: I Was Body Odor-Targeted At SoulCycle, Twice — NEW & UPDATED!

Jane’s Phone: I Love Michael

Jane’s Phone: I Love Gwyneth

Jane’s Phone: I Love My Mom

Imagining the Totally Awesome Smells of Our 80s and 90s Icons

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What Not To Read Here

Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: The Golden Bachelorette

Turns Out I Did Want to Have Kids After All

Fat Guy Fashion 101

It Happened To Me: Jane Pratt Saved My Life

The Men’s Grooming Section in Target Has Me LMAO

Jane's Phone: This Is Precisely What I Am Not Doing Right Now

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