Sitemap - 2024 - Another Jane Pratt Thing
Extra Safe Space #57: He Can't Make Me Come
2024 Year-End Question: Are You A Beyonce Hater Or A Rational Person?
It Happened To Me: My Coworker Invited Me To His Home For A Business Proposition
Extra Safe Space #56: Pissing On The Toilet Seat - Intentionally
It Happened To Me: I've Had More Temporary Siblings Than I Can Shake A Stick At!
Extra Safe Space #55: Lousy Kisser
Feminista's 8 Favorite TV Series of 2024 - Can You Guess Which Made The Top Spot?
How Many Hallmark Christmas Movies Can One Man Endure?
Extra Safe Space #54: Holiday Smiling Issues
Extra Safe Space #53: Trapped With My Family
Five Diverse Holiday Movies To Check Out This Season
St. Denis Medical Isn't Terrible
Jane's Phone: My Customer Service!
An Ode to the Chicago Dive Bar
I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: A DIY Cleaning Hack and Solutions to Your Recent Questions
It Happened to Me: I Wound Up in the ER After a Ridiculously Tiny Bite of a Pot Gummy
How To Be The Best Gift Getter In The Land - And The Best Gift Giver This Year, For Certain!
Extra Safe Space #52: Suitcase Swipe
Extra Safe Space #51: Stealing Christmas Wreaths
Are You the Asshole: “I Totally Sweat the Small Stuff.”
What Your Tarot Card Reader Is Actually Thinking About You
Extra Safe Space #50: Only Child With Old Parents
Extra Safe Space #49: AA Imposter
Michelle Obama's Reality Series Shows Later Daters Deserve Love - And Mess!
Extra Safe Space #47: Pretending To Like Sabrina Carpenter
Random-Ass Symptom Of The Month: My Aching Hips!
It Happened to Me: Our First-Class Dream Seats Turned Into a Projectile-Vomiting Nightmare
Extra Safe Space #46: Fake Diamond
The Best Movie Of 2024 Is A DEI Tearjerker
My Wife and I Sleep in Separate Beds
Your Turn. What Happened to You, Sweetie?
I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Your Beautiful Home Can Be So Cheap
Extra Safe Space #45: Bad Neighbors
Extra Safe Space #44: 51-Year-Old Virgin
It Happened to Me: I Became a Terrible Person to Try to Please My Fake-Ass Friends
Extra Safe Space #43: Dumping A Dead Pet
Extra Safe Space #42: Secret Turn-On
Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Tops With Pithy Sayings
Extra Safe Space #41: Re-Gifting
I Wince Every Time I Get Called Girl Dad
Extra Safe Space #40: Turkey Stash
It Happened to Me: My Parents Helped My Vagina Heal
Extra Safe Space #39: Mom's Medication
I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Gifts For Men* Like Me Who Are Notoriously Hard To Buy For
If You Haven't Read These "Extra Safe Space" Entries Yet, You Have A Life-Changing Experience Ahead
Extra Safe Space #38: Hair Grease
This Is Why I Don’t Hate Your Food, California
Extra Safe Space #37: Compulsive Eating
It Happened to Me: Dissolving My Fillers Went Terribly Wrong
Extra Safe Space #36: Self-Sabotage
Denzel's New Movie Is Gay Gay Gay Everywhere!
It Happened to Me: I Tried On Pants
James Patterson Loves This Version Of Alex Cross (Sorry, Tyler Perry)
Jane’s Phone: You Are Kindly Invited to a Gossip Session 11/22 at My House!
Fuck It, I’m Wearing It: Vintage Lingerie No Matter The Weather Or Occasion
How A Grey's Anatomy Writer Pretended To Be Something She's Not And Got Caught
Jane's Phone: I Love Christina (And You, Unsubscriber)
I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Toothpick And Free Paint Edition
Dystopian Movies Don't Seem That Far Off Anymore, Do They?
Are You the Asshole: “Am I Bad If I Don’t Break Up With My Girlfriend?”
WTF Is Wrong With Me: This Time It's Actually PHYSICAL
Jane’s Phone: It’s My Birthday! Who Wants to Get a Matching Tattoo?
Don’t Let the Next 4 Years Kill You
Lies About Martha Stewart - And One Surprising Truth
I Auditioned for The Voice Yesterday
Jane's Phone: Vanessa Is On A Mission
Hi, I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help!
Sometimes The Good Guys Finish First
Jane’s Phone: Thank You & What’s Next for Us?
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Grotesquerie
We don’t want to be alone tonight
My Chatbot Helps Me Get Through My Writer's Block
Jane’s Phone: AJPT’s Michael Stipe Leaves an Important Message
You Should Make Out More. This Playlist Can Help
Let's Put A Real Bush In The Oval Office
Random-Ass Menopause Symptom of the Month: Mood Swings
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Territory
The World Outside My Window Is Peak People-Watching Material
Getting off My Butt Helped Dull My Election Pessimism
A Poll of Two: The War On Women Will Be Won At The Ballot Box
I’m Giving You a Present That I Really Wanted for Myself
My Real-Life Golden Bachelorette Journey: The Pre-Game
Jane and I Worked With a Sex Criminal Who Terrorized 2 of Our Colleagues in the Creepiest Ways
I'm A Self-Help Writer. We Are All Frauds
The Scariest Halloween Of My Life
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: High Potential
A Poll of Two: Bad Bunny Is Not Amused By Trump's Dumpster Fire NYC Rally
It Happened To Me: I Went Broke Saving Money At Target
I Stay Up All Night Watching Reality Competition Shows
I Saw a Trump Truck Parade And Found It Kinda Hopeful
If 9th-Century Monks Understood A Woman's Right To Choose, Why Don't We?
Jane’s Phone: Have You Ever Spit on Someone’s Pillowcase?
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Saturday Night
My Real-Life Golden Bachelorette Journey, Part Two
I’m So Happy My Daughter Has a Good Boyfriend
Jane's Phone: This Is Precisely The Way To Pitch To Us
Musky Dick; Or, The Silver Whale
A Psychic Approached My Girlfriend On The Street Yesterday and Told Her She’d Never Be Happy With Me
It Happens to Me: I Always Have to Be the Food Guide for My Non-Asian Friends
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Found
I Am Convinced Facebook Is A Place Where Friendships Go To Die
9 Low-Stakes Things I Would Have a Hard Time Explaining to Aliens
It Happened To Me: My Dog Was Stolen in Broad Daylight
Photographs Make Me Nostalgic For Simpler, Less Digital Times
Jane's Phone: The World Loves Molly Shannon
It Happened to Me: I Had a Mental Breakdown at My First Suburban Block Party
My Real-Life Golden Bachelorette Journey, Part One
I'm A Yankee Fan. I'd Hate Us, Too. In Fact, I Kind Of Do.
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: The Menendez Brothers
It Happened to Me: I Was Duped By a Co-Worker
My (Non-Blatant, No-Nuance) Red and Green Flags
It Happened to Me: I Joined the Worst Club With the Best People
People Who Color-Code Their Bookshelves Should Be Shot Into the Sun
Have You Checked Out All Our Great Stuff Yet?
I’m Going Through The Weirdest, Hardest Breakup Of My Entire Life
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Ali Wong Single Lady
Please, More Of This: Couples Who Know How To Hang In There No Matter What
Every Witch Worth Their Salt Knows Not To Mess With Manipulative Love Magic, But...
Random-Ass Menopause Symptom Of The Month: Belly Bloat
A Stranger On the Train Thought I Was Tailing Him For Days
Jane’s Phone: I Hate Female Drivers
Do You Feel Awkward Calling 911?
A Poll of Two: Milton, Melania and More
I'm A Real-Life Golden Bachelorette
It Happened to Me: When I Met My Father After 18 Years, I Tried to Make That Asshole Cry
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Salem's Lot 2024
You Are the Best Boss I Ever Had
Mysticism Brings Out the Meh in Me, But Am I Being Too Big a Jerk About It?
Fuck It, I’m Wearing It: Deliciously Tacky CasinoCore
It Happened to Me: I Couldn’t Speak for Two Years
Jane’s Phone: If You Found an Unidentifiable Vitamin Stuck in Your Dog’s Fur, Would You Take It?
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Love Is Blind Season 7
It Happened to Me: After Two Miscarriages, a Nurse Told Me to ‘Get on Birth Control’
It Happened To Me: Immigration Sucks When You’re In Limbo
Here’s All The Music You Need To Never Be Passive Aggressive Again
Scammer Scumbags Stole My Rent Money After Promising Me A Job
My Heart Breaks For The Cricket Trapped In My Basement
This Is Why I Hate Your Food, Philadelphia
Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Too Many Animal Prints
Jane’s Phone: Early Front Runners in the AJPT Warming-My-Heart Commenters Sweepstakes!
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Fight Night The Million Dollar Heist
Jane’s Phone: We Are Who We Are
You Chose This: "I Got A Shot In My Neck To Heal From PTSD"
A Poll of Two: Walz vs. Vance Post-Mortem
So-Called Cheeky Bathroom Signs Really Piss Me Off
Jane’s Phone: Walz! Walz! Walz!
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Will and Harper
A Poll of Two: Aid for NC and The VP Debate
I Catfished My Straight Friends for Fun
I Went Viral For Having A Trump Tattoo On My Forehead
Jane’s Phone: Technological Skills Still Subpar
A Poll of Two: The Diddy Debacle
It Happened to Me: My Dad Joined a Cult and He Got a Lot Nicer
How To Hang On To The Same Outfit Well Beyond Its Expiration Date
I’m Bi and Would Never Share Locations With a Man
Jane's Phone: I Have A Job For You
Random-Ass Menopause Symptom of the Month: Stress Hives
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Never Let Go
Jane’s Phone: Ghosting My Delivery Guy and My Boyfriend
One Last Day at the Oakland Coliseum
When I Tell You I Sucked at Love...
Jane’s Phone: I Was Body Odor-Targeted At SoulCycle, Twice — NEW & UPDATED!
Imagining the Totally Awesome Smells of Our 80s and 90s Icons
Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: The Golden Bachelorette
Turns Out I Did Want to Have Kids After All
It Happened To Me: Jane Pratt Saved My Life
The Men’s Grooming Section in Target Has Me LMAO
Jane's Phone: This Is Precisely What I Am Not Doing Right Now